In the course of my life, I’ve heard the same phrases over and over again:

Vene, stop flirting with baristas and bartenders for free stuff;

AND

It’s so much easier to say what’s wrong with something than to support what’s right with it.

To that I have a few things to say.

First: I will never stop flirting. Ever.

Second: some things aren’t worth saving. For example: the university Greek system, the electoral college, and the films of Paul Thomas Anderson.

I’m an anarchist verging on nihilist and I care little for your social constructs or time honored traditions. No one asked me what kind of world I wanted when I woke up in the morning. So I’m just gonna build it on the ruins of the one I inherited. Forgive me if I couldn’t give two shits about your fond remembrances of your hollow institutions.

Fashion alert: Active Bitch Face is in for spring.