Of all the Tinder related businesses I’m going to start, one of them will be photography for douches. Men seem to think these photographs are necessary, so I might as well help them and make money on it. Photo shoot packages will include:

1) outdoor photo of customer in front of waterfall showing he is outdoorsy and romantic

2) photo of customer with a puppy/kitten/nephew/niece showing his softer side

3) candid photo of customer caught mid-laugh amongst identical friends who are all dressed in groomsmen garb showing he likes fun and is a guy’s guy

4) irreverent photo of the customer holding up Tower or Pisa/Eiffel Tower/Great Pyramid/other preferred monument showing he is a consummate but affable world traveler

5) journalistic style photo of customer performing stand up/skateboarding/playing drums/giving Ted Talk showing he is not your average bear

Premium douchebag packages come with the choice of a drugged tiger shot OR a shot of the customer on a private plane/yacht/race car/downhill skiing.

Customized packages for men of Raya or Luxy. Price on request.