June 30, 2019 I love my therapist and my therapist loves me When my therapist gives me advice in Star Wars terms because we’re both nerds.
June 28, 2019 Pride Eve I was gonna make a one minute video but I can’t because I wanna feel free to talk about what happened tonight and I…
June 27, 2019 That one time? At Peter Luger? When I was 20, back in 2000, the man I would marry (let’s call him Shmanny) worked for a tech company in Tucson. Now,…
June 24, 2019 Miscellany I decided to stop talking about the guys I go out with because, well, 1) I have to stop treating real live people like…
June 19, 2019 High functioning according to whom? From the outside I look normal. Well, fat and normal. Well, fat and maybe a bit eccentric. I’ve got red lipstick on, my bangs…
June 17, 2019 All I wanted was a Pepsi When I was three, I asked my dad’s secretary why she was an “India.” An “India” is a rather derogatory term in Spanish with…
June 17, 2019 And these children that you spit on To invoke a great writer, Chinua Achebe, things fall apart. Last October when I decided to move here, to Brooklyn, I thought I had…
June 13, 2019 Two nights left… This could be the PMS talking. Or just the existential angst that visits upon me at my birthday like some Dickensian ghost come to…
June 13, 2019 Just the facts: Saw Rooney (well just Robert Schwartzman) at Murmrr last night Hung out with Nathalia Met her friend Bob, who is an acclaimed music producer…
June 10, 2019 And the beat goes on: my bullies, my autism, myself I think I hit Christina once in second grade. I say “I think” because I don’t remember doing it even once, but repercussions were…
June 9, 2019 An embarrassment of riches Alright, alright, alright. I’m exhausted, but you knew that already. I’m at La Esquina being *forced* to drink free sangria given to me for…
June 6, 2019 One year later… Look, I can’t tell you the foolishness I got up to last night, but I’ve got a few thoughts: • A Colombian-Israeli Jazz musician…
June 4, 2019 One revolution, two revolution, three revolutions of GovBall Two years ago today I was lamenting my trip to NYC, something that I’d parsed over a thousand times, because I really liked the…