Who do I know in Israel who would be looking at my blog? I can’t figure out if it’s a bot. First and second Israelis don’t read me. Third Israeli admits to reading me in the past but I can’t imagine him reading me now. Fourth Israeli is in Brooklyn. Fifth Israeli is in L.A. The Palestinian doesn’t read me.

Is that all the Israelis? Have I said Israeli enough already that I’m on some watchlist? Will they be sabotaging my secret underground nuclear centrifuge lair next? Did I just admit to having a secret underground nuclear centrifuge lair on the worst read blog in the history of blogs?

Honestly, all the analytics behind WordPress and Google Analytics are confusing and maybe more trouble than they’re worth sometimes. All’s I know is…some-sing is suspicious.