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Month: March 2020

March 30, 2020

Wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door

I have this superstition about New Year’s Eve. I mean, everyone has superstitions about New Year’s Eve. Wear red underwear. Eat 12 grapes. Sweep…

March 29, 2020

Love it if we made it: Matty Healy’s plea for compassion at the O2

Do me a favor and click into the video at 40 minutes in so you can see a speech I saw live on December…

March 27, 2020

Times is hard

I can tell you how people act and predict how they will act. I can even tell you why. I don’t just listen to…

March 26, 2020

But it’s all right now, I learned my lesson well

I say Cary Elwes was my first big crush, but I already had a thing for Ricky Nelson by that point. Afternoons in front…

March 26, 2020

And now I know ‘Spanish Harlem’ are not just pretty words to say

If you want happy, go check out my Instagram stories/feed. There’s plenty there to keep you occupied. This is where I’ve come today to…

March 24, 2020

Gardening at night: fresh produce supply chains in the time of Covid-19

Note: this isn’t to scare you. This is just stuff I have some knowledge of and a good hunch about. My hunches tend to…

March 22, 2020

Living on the edge—how Michael can save the world

It feels like the world is having a ‘Come to Jesus’ moment, doesn’t it? Six months ago, people didn’t know what to make of…

March 21, 2020

Ready, steady, go…and all the things she said…on social media

That’s virtual Matty Healy. Here’s my Facebook cleanse for anyone who wants to follow. Consult your doctor before engaging. Individual results will vary. 1….

March 20, 2020

Woo hoo, witchy woman

I’m writing this only for posterity and to show you maybe how this thing works. I don’t know the future. I just know there’s…

March 19, 2020

Mexican Radio: KMKR ‘Is This On’ with Roxy Merari

When I first did Nancy Stanley’s stand up show Estrogen Hour at Laff’s at Tony Paniagua’s suggestion, I didn’t know it would lead to…

March 18, 2020

Got a black magic woman

More on the woo woo. But I’ll keep it short this time. So you know that I gave a speech at the U.N. back in…

March 16, 2020

I don’t like going outside so bring me everything here: Problems in the time of Covid-19

First the small and then the big. Small: deliveries from Grove by UPS I just want UPS to deliver my package. Simple, right? It’s…

March 15, 2020

It’s the end of the world as we know it

Stick with me for a bit. This one’s a bit of a rollercoaster ride but I think I might have a point. Be prepared…

March 12, 2020

Hot for teacher

I took two semesters of English in college needlessly. It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. The University of…

March 8, 2020

Good vibrations

I want you to know it wasn’t all bad. When I close my eyes and think of safe, it is a peach sherbet golf…

March 8, 2020

I’m leaving on a jet plane

This one is really dark. I don’t want you reading this if my retelling of abuse and suicide attempt is going to trigger you….

March 7, 2020

Soup is good food

I made butternut squash soup today. It’s was ridiculously easy. Peel, clean and chop a butternut squash. Do the same to a green apple….

March 7, 2020

That thing you do!

You can’t just separate the good from the bad in a person. That’s what makes things so confusing. But I like to remember the…

March 6, 2020

I fought the law and I won: Teen Court 1996

Dead Kennedys…aw yeah. Anyway, by the time I was 12, it as pretty much drilled into me that my task in life was to…

March 5, 2020

What are you? Not the border wall.

I get this a lot. And there are very few people who can understand. Growing up in Nogales is a unique experience. Nogales is…

March 5, 2020

Character study for later use

It is cruel to be kind at times. And the best characters are flawed. —————- She’s eager to please and acts like a Jewish…

March 3, 2020

Ever fallen in love, in love with someone//You shouldn’t have fallen in love with?

When you have a blog, you might not know who reads or how they even find you. I’ve been writing here for about a…

March 1, 2020

The honest truth about PTSD

Anger is one of those feelings people are funny about it. Women, at least the ones I grew up with, aren’t supposed to get…

March 1, 2020

Open up your heart and let the sunshine in

First of all, happy Sunday!!!! Don’t you just love Carol Channing? She was such a ray of sunshine. Every hipster in L.A. would kill…

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