Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes-Benz

I have accepted the 10 Days of Birthday Gifts challenge from no one in particular. My birthday is June 15th, and with shipping the way it is now, I thought I’d give you all time to get your gifts to me on time. I know…call me overly considerate…but I’m just trying to look out for you.

Day 3:
A Mercedes-Benz GLC 300 4Matic Coupe in Polar White

Getting around is tough these days, especially with this Covid making public surfaces a real hazard.

That’s where sensible personal transportation comes in. This little number is perfect for picking up takeout from locally owned restaurants, going for “hikes” out in the open air, and social isolating in style.

And it’s completely affordable at $61,570. I didn’t even opt for the AMG package. If you split it with five of my other adoring frands (friends/fans), it’s a steal of a gift at just over $10k each.

And you may ask yourself
where is that huge automobile?

Well, friends, I’ll bring you along on the journey. Virtually, of course. I obviously wouldn’t let you in my car.

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