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Month: December 2020

December 31, 2020

Because the night: Punk, jokes and a little frightened girl

Note: this is one of those late Gen Xer’s lamentations of growing up in the pre-Internet days. I beg thee, dear reader, forgive the…

December 30, 2020

Pet peeves

A list of pet peeves in no particular order: And a pet peeve of Bette Middler’s that led to good.

December 29, 2020

2020: a story in song

View this post on Instagram A post shared by VA (@vene_la_green_eyez) A story compiled from the life I lived this year and the lessons…

December 29, 2020

Instagram highlights: 2020

I began documenting my life in a new way this year. Lots of people use Instagram. But this is how I use it: Tucson…

December 29, 2020

What’s the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom?

Lipstick. I’m known at this point for wearing lipstick. It’s like a calling card. Before Covid, I wore liquid lipstick and regular lipstick but…

December 28, 2020

Hillary/Hilaria: what’s in a name?

I grew up a white-appearing girl in American border town with an American mother of Mexican ancestry and a Mexican father who’d immigrated to…

December 27, 2020

If you make sure you’re connected, the writing’s on the wall

Tl; dr: I went to a fun party. But this isn’t about the party. It’s about how I interact with the world. I’m never…

December 25, 2020

Thoughts about James Burke while watching You’ve Got Mail

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Jeff Bezos is the uberfurher of the current age. He made his bones off of discounting books….

December 25, 2020

Take it slow: how to make real friends when you’re autistic

I am impatient in new friendships because I don’t know if the person is of their word yet or if they are like most…

December 23, 2020

But all I can see is red, red, red…(pt. 2)

Part one here. I have a disability. And it is so fundamental that it expresses itself in a myriad of ways. I say autism…

December 22, 2020

2020: an Earth odyssey

2020 is the year of the caretaker. Anyone who works in the direct service of others. Doctors and nurses and medical staff yeah, but…

December 22, 2020

Baby, you can drive my car

So sue me, I’m on a Beatles kick. Three times I went to the Hertz rental car place off of Eastern Parkway this year….

December 22, 2020

Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery: Christi Smythe and Martin Shekreli and the world of conformity

Ew. She fell for a negging beta male. Another reporter went on a Tinder date with him just to write about it. He liked…

December 20, 2020

I’m bulletproof, nothing to lose*

*The irony of discussing autism and mental illness with a song featuring Sia is not lost on me. She’s persona non grata in the…

December 18, 2020

Snowflake: Odyssey storytelling

Phil Gordon reached out to me to invite me to tell a story for The Odyssey in Tucson for December’s Snowflake show. I didn’t…

December 18, 2020

Strong is only part of the title

Some songs just come when they’re needed. Never before had I heard this song until today but it was what I needed to hear….

December 18, 2020

You’ve gotta open up your eyes to see

Snakes shed skin when they outgrow it. But the process of shedding also helps to remove harmful parasites. I have shed my exterior many…

December 18, 2020

Where have all the cowboys gone?

I haven’t unpacked this yet, but I can’t stand a whiny man. Yes, everyone gets to be vulnerable. Everyone gets to fall down. But…

December 17, 2020

Here to face the fortune and the bile

City life told in the contents of a purse: The purse I stole from my sister Andrea in 1996. It has mother of pearl…

December 16, 2020

Maneater

Yesterday was not a day. It was a day and a half packed into 24 hours. Too much to retell in full, so I’ll…

December 14, 2020

He’s been pretty much yellow and I’ve been pretty much blue (pt. 1)

Thanks to Fiona Apple who gives me words when I don’t have them or the courage to say the ones I really do feel….

December 13, 2020

So many allies, so many allies

How you love them in the evening, when they hold your hand in crosswalks. When you both start talking at the same time because…

December 11, 2020

Si a una vez me olvido

In the moment, I saythis hurts;this nick at the corner of my mouththat cracked open some day recentlyin the past. It will not healand…

December 10, 2020

Tetraptych: sketches done in ball-point pen

PART ONE:I can take care of myself but I don’t know if I could do that if I had a job. I’m proud of…

December 7, 2020

Wouldn’t it be nice if we were older

There is a condominium complex in the beachfront town of San Carlos. The exteriors are white stucco with rod iron stairs leading to the…

December 6, 2020

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine

There was this kid I grew up from middle school with who was whip crack smart. He was popular and a jock and nothing…

December 5, 2020

Friends in low places

I remember when ice sculptures were a sign of class. Before they became luges for sickly sweet drinks drunk by Pi Phis and Thetas….

December 5, 2020

That time I wrote the thing about the stuff

And it was only sorta funny.

December 4, 2020

That’s my daughter

Between fourth and fifth grade my parents took us to Orlando to go to Disney World. I had caught bronchitis immediately before this in…

December 2, 2020

Viva la vida

Can you sense your destiny? I think for most people this isn’t a question they ponder. I think for some people, delusion plays a…

December 2, 2020

What’s my age again? Neurodiversity, executive functioning and time management

In typical Vene fashion, I confused the dates. The talk is tomorrow. Now I wish I realized that before I woke up at 8…

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